DJ
Did I mention I sometimes DJ? You can hire me if you like. Why not whet your appetite by listening to a few of these mixtapes I’ve prepared for you? They’re all recorded live in one take using mostly vinyl (or sometimes shellac) and feature a broad selection of music that would light up any party, be it underground clubnight, experimental bar-mitvah or joyous funeral for an unpopular distant relative.
Now let’s head straight for the lowest common denominator, a mixtape which has become far-and-away the most popular thing I have ever been associated with; a fact I put down to the eternal smuttiness of the Great British Public:
And here’s my bespoke DJ sountrack to ‘Night Of The Living Dead: Reanimated’, a mix that has much less smut but far greater musical content:
Or perhaps you’re ready for something in a sultry tempo?
Or something a little less hectic and a bit more artistic?

