Did I mention I have something of a reputation as a DJ? Well, it’s true. I’ve rocked many dancefloors in my time (and cleared a few as well, if I’m honest), plus my annual end-of-year mixtapes are the stuff of legend. To book an appearance at your own glamorous shindig – be it an underground clubnight, experimental bar-mitvah or joyous funeral for an unpopular relative – simply email me or send a cash-stuffed envelope to the usual address.